1. bigeyesandstarrynights:

    that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

    (Source: best-of-memes, via icehockeyswag)

     

  2. peperomint:

    me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

    (via brotherlovinhadmeablast)

     
  3. thedevilisawakewithinme:

    anjamoon:

    staininyourbrain:

    being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.

    extremely. stressful.

    I am fucking dying

    I can’t even

     

  4. blowfob:

    it’s nine in the afternoon and my thighs are the size of the moon

    (via lxkehxmmings)

     

  5. nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

    (via wantonboys)

     

  6. b0nes-and-suicide:

    *hears intro to Sugar We’re Going Down* … *runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall* I’VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING *punches chair* YOU WANNA HEAR *throws table* COS THAT’S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK

    (Source: br0ken-beyond-despair, via wantonboys)

     
  7. huffposttv:

    'American Horror Story: Freak Show' Shares Fascinating Videos Featuring 'Extra-Ordinary' Cast

    FX has shared two mini-docs featuring the “extra-ordinary” cast members of “American Horror Story: Freak Show:” Mat Fraser, who plays “Paul The Illustrated Seal,” and Rose Siggins, “Legless Suzi.”

    Watch both the mini-documentaries and learn about the incredible cast of “Freak Show” here.

    (via andallthewineisallforme)

     
  8. surprisebitch:

    dandymotts:

    Tyra Banks ending the life of a homophobe on national tv. 

    tyra was spilling the truth tea from start to finish, so much respect for her in this

    (via andallthewineisallforme)

     
     
  9. thefuuuucomics:

    blshiit:

    DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

    I SECOND THAT MOTION
     
  10. in-exxhale:

    icy-brunette:

    lailuna:

    I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

    so much swag in 3 people

    your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 

    (via 10knotes)